no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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