I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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