I think I died a long time ago.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Say something about gay babies.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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