We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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