ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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