So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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