Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
