just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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