Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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