You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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