If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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