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I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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