And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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cat food counts as protein by the way
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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