Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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