just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
did i walk over a car last night?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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