See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you will always have a special place in my vag
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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