Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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