My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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