He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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