Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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