Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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