at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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