Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I forget how to act sober
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