Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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