I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
jump out the window naked night went bad
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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