love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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