Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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