Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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