broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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