i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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