Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Watching her eat just hurts me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
