question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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