I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
tell me about the eggs
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