Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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