Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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