stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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