I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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