i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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