Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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