Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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