Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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