just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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