I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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