You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He shit in the fireplace
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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