Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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