i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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