Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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