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3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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