best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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