shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
