could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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