dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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