i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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