Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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