Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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